Doing Lines

You go Bobbie!

2006-01-24T15:08:33Z

Bobbie: Lucas is my son and he is a wonderful young man. If you ever insult him again, I will bitchslap you all the way to the Canadian border.
Tracy: You'll what?
Bobbie: Do you want me to show you? We used to beat up rich girls like you in Florida for sport.

OLTL

2006-01-19T00:55:51Z

Tess: Oh, Great, Antonio, run and get me some salad dressing?
Antonio: You're mentally impaired not physically - get it yourself.

Tessica!

2005-11-23T16:24:04Z

Mondays episode and Tess in on the phone with Antonio pretending to be Jessica. She hangs up and says, "I hate those two so much."

Makes you wonder if the writers really do hear us viewers!

OLTL - So Funny!!

2005-11-15T22:15:33Z

I was CRACKING UP when poor Nora was lying there in a coma on life support on Friday and Evangeline was STILL bitching on and on and on about her problems! "You have to wake up so I can tell you about my probbbbblems!! OK, I'll tell you now!!" yadda yadda yadda.

OOPS!

2005-11-08T22:32:43Z

Emily obviously did not do her OB rotation yet. She just said, "the baby is going to move down into the birth canal before you are ready and dilated and could suffocate."

What??!

Since the cervix had to be completely dilated for the baby to begin to move into the birth canal, what she described is physcially impossible. What kind of hysterical 19th century crap is she learning in medical school??

Sure, if the mom IS dilated and baby moves into the pelvis and becomes stuck from CPD (cephalo-pelvic disproportion = baby too big/pelvis too small), THAT would be an emergency, but in this case, Alexis not completely dilating would not be an emergency, it would be a blessing!! And Emily, if there is a problem with the baby's size, GET MOM OFF HER BACK/BUTT and onto her hands and knees or squatting so the coccyx and sacrum can shift around to accommodate that baby moving down!! Being on the back or butt keeps the full pelvis from moving and shifting.

Rant off.

The Wedding

2005-11-06T21:24:13Z

Alice: "It's tradition!"

Tracy: "It's degrading"

Luke: "It's a POLKA!"

:)

Wow!!

2005-11-01T22:02:33Z

I've been looking at it for days and is that not a LOT of hair piled up on Elizabeth's noggin? Holy Moses!!

Awwwww

2005-10-28T21:26:43Z

I *loved* the scene of Georgie and Dillon dancing together at Lucky and Elizabeth's wedding. What a wonderful, unexpected and fun moment!

AMC

2005-10-24T19:55:02Z

I never really liked JR until I saw him chuggin on Ryan with that tree.

The soaps just keep getting better and better. : P

I'm a little behind the times...

2005-10-19T23:33:53Z

but this one from last week is too good to skip over! My girl may be eleven and a half months pregnant, but she hasn't totally lost her sense of the absurd!

Alexis to Ric re: his obsession with Sonny's approval. "What is it? Is it a macho thing? - because if it is I can help. Yours is bigger."

You go babycakes!

Eeep! - GH

2005-10-19T21:09:45Z

What's going on with that wig Monica is wearing?? Officer Dayna! Citation please!!

Wednesday AMC

2005-10-19T20:19:01Z

Hello EOS Readers!

I decided to resurrect Dayna's old column and see if it flies. The EOS staff will post our own favorite "lines of the day" or "lines of the week" as well as quick thoughts on the show. Readers, feel free to use the "comment" function at the bottom of each column to add your own comments.

My favorite line of the day was on AMC (so far, we're still on OLTL - smile):

Amanda: "Poor Babe. Poor dumb Babe."

(insert smirk here!)

What were your favorite moments today?